Church Bulletin Bloopers

Here are some announcements taken from church bulletins across the country. They came out pretty funny. Seems we need to double-check what we put on those bulletins!

Attention Ladies: Don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of the things you don’t want in the house. Don’t forget to bring your husbands.

Potluck dinner at 5 pm.  Prayer and medication to follow.

We need 8 new choir robes due to the addition of several new members  and to the deterioration of some older ones.

The pastor is currently on vacation. Massages can be given to the head elder or church secretary.

Don’t let worry kill you… let the church help!

A bean supper will be held in the evening at the church hall. Music will follow.

Weight Watchers group will meet at 7 pm. Please use the large double door at the side entrance.

The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.

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  1. karlene, 05 November, 2010

    …and we say christians don’t have a sense of humor!

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